Ares

God of war. Boyfriend of Aphrodite. Nobody's favorite, somehow still here.

Ares is the god of war and pretty much nobody's favorite — except he keeps showing up, and his bar smells incredible. This is him: citrus, dark florals, earthy depth. Dangerous, sure. But not without his moments.

THE STORY

Greek god of war, courage, and the brutal aspects of battle. Son of Zeus and Hera. Lover of Aphrodite (it's a whole thing). Father of Phobos and Deimos and the entire Ares cabin at Camp Half-Blood. Vibes: moody.

WHAT YOU'LL SMELL

Citrus opens it sharp and confrontational, like he's about to start something. Dark florals weave through the heart, beautiful and dangerous. The dry-down goes earthy and deep — bloody battlefields, but also passion, because Ares contains multitudes.

A GIFT IDEA

For your friend who unironically loves villains and will defend Ares in any debate.

HOW TO USE

Lather under warm water in your hands or with a soap saver bag. Use on body, or even as a shampoo bar. Store on a draining dish between uses to extend the life of your bar.

INGREDIENTS

Saponified oils of olive, sustainable palm, coconut, avocado, and castor; phthalate-free fragrance oil; mica; eco-friendly glitter.

SIZES & WEIGHT

Full-size bars: approx. 4.5 oz
Guest-size bars: approx. 1.5oz
Slight variation is normal — every bar is hand-cut.